I don't remember all the rules verbatim, but I'll try to give you an idea of them here.
- This task and no other must be a priority
- Do not announce yourself on conference calls
- Do not allow too many of your team members to attend the same meeting
- The client may joke around with you, but you do NOT joke around with the client
- Keep it out of bright light
- Never get it wet
- Never, ever, ever feed it after midnight